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Flat Fuck Sheet

Sheets of San Francisco

Flat Fuck Sheet

When you don’t want to fuck in the bedroom, these flat fuck sheets let you get down and dirty wherever you want! Throw it over a chair, a couch or just lay it down on your carpet and you’re ready to go.

Get these fuckers as dirty as you want. Perfect for a balls to the wall fuck and fist fest. We put these sheets through the wringer. We had our boys go at it and get them as greasy as they could. When they were done we just shoved them in the wash and then the dryer. Made from a single piece of material so there is no seam. That means you can get these as greasy as you want and it won’t mess up your furniture.

Made from 2-ply laminated fabric:
Materials: (60% polyester , 40% polyurethane)

Wash normal up to 105 degrees Fahrenheit (40 degrees Celsius). Tumble dry low temperature/delicate. No bleach, iron, or dry cleaning.

Correction to our video below - these are just over 8 feet long and 7 feet wide.

Length Width
100"(254 cm) 84"(213 cm)
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